The regular column that features things members really wish they hadn't said. If only life had a ' go back' key.... Featuring an Engineer from Green Sky I. T. Managment and a Female Client Female Client: " MY PC is running slow" Engineer: " Yes - I know - I've had a look and it appears you need more RAM in" Female client mishears " RAM in" for " ramming" and looks embarrassed and confused. Then the engineer realises what s happened and they both fall about laughing. More in the next Issue... Do you speak Welsh? Siarad Cymraeg? At The Business Network we are very proud to be Welsh and we realise that many of our Business Network members just like lots of other business people are proud to be Welsh speakers. If you can speak Welsh then let us know; we will put a Welsh Speaker sticker on your name badge at all of our events to help raise your profile. Diolch yn fawr! Leean@ biznetwales. co. uk 9 tit bits & TITTLE TATTLE

Companies across the whole of Wales have the opportunity to access business opportunities emanating from the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games via a single web portal known as CompeteFor. CompeteFor has been developed to encourage a wide business participation in the Games with supply chain opportunities being available across a range of sectors including construction, catering, transport, printing, security etc. In total, Games contracts worth £ 6.5 billion are available and the flow of these opportunities has already begun. Individual contracts vary in value from multi- million figures down to just a few thousand pounds. So don't delay, but take the following action: www. london2012. com/ business Visit the London 2012 web- site for information on how to register - www. london2012. com/ business Then publish your full business profile and then search for appropriate opportunities on the CompeteFor pages For any business support requirements, contact Flexible Support for Business on 03000 6 03000 or access the web- site at www. business- support- wales. gov. uk LONDON 2012 Business Opportunities 10 tendering for THE OLYMPICS